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Har mard ki life dekho to


Without shadi SPIDERMAN


Shadi k time SUPERMAN


Shadi k bad GENTLEMAN


or Biwi khubsurat ho to puri umar WATCHMAN




One Boy To Another,
What Did U Do On Mothers Day?


2nd Boy,
I Tried To Help Few Girls To Become A Mother




It is a modern ramayan
Once Rama, laxman and sita were travelling in a mercedes benz. Suddenly Petrol turned to Empty, Rama and laxman went to bring petrol from the nearest petrol bunk. Then cruel Ravana came and kidnaped sita in a helicopter, then Hanuman coming in a bike jumped and hit the helicopter.It broken into 3 halves. Then ravana askes Hanuman how did u got this much energy .
Then Hanuman Says
"BOOST IS THE SECRET OF HANUMANS ENERGY"huhaaa




You are very special for me. I am very worry about you. But I can"t be always with you. So good take care of yourself when you jump from 1 tree to another.




Husband: Today is sunday & I have to enjoy it.
So i bought 3 movie tickets.
Wife: why three?


Husband: 1 for you and two for your parents




Funny Sms a true love stroy
once a mosquito falls in love with a hen
one day they kissed each other
hen dies of malaria
and mosquito dies of bird-flu
MORAL : MOHABBTAN SACHIYAN




Man1 sitting with dog.
Man2:Your dog bits?
Man1:No
2nf Man sits and the dog bits!
Man2 angrily, you said he does not bit!
Man:That is not my dog.





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7 saal pehly meri gf k sary bhai ghar pe rehty thay or date marna imposibl tha!
Aj sub aate ki line mai khary rehty hain faraq toh parah hai geo Musharraf




Wife: suno g doctor ne mujhe aik maheenay k araam k liye beautiful foreign country janay ko kaha hai.
Hum kahan jayen gay?
Husband: doosray doctor k passs..

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